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Well. I think I’m going to take a slight hiatus from tumblr and pay a bit of attention to things besides the Internet. If that means you unfollow me I get it. Bye guys.

May 20th, 2013 ∞ 2 notes
ifyouhadwings:

zip-a-dee-lady:

but can any of you top this sims glitch?

yet another unrealistic standard for women


Yo this happened on mine too and I posted it and it got like 6 notes hate u all

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Idea for perpetual motion machine. Me fucking your mom. Because I never stop

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May 20th, 2013 ∞ 74 notes
casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

dark-waveforms:

i should get a job so i can buy more drugs

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May 19th, 2013 ∞ 8 notes
boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

jimmyneutronsdad:

what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts

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May 19th, 2013 ∞ 16,682 notes
porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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May 19th, 2013 ∞ 57,281 notes
goldcollars:

Me 99% of the time

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

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May 19th, 2013 ∞ 145,975 notes

fffcuk:

if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes

(via injection-for-perfection)

May 19th, 2013 ∞ 56,625 notes